5 months agoOne day, a man who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon.
â€śItâ€™s certainly not a ship,â€ť he thinks to himself.
As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf is a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She approaches the stunned guy and says: â€śTell me, how long has it been since youâ€™ve had a cigarette?â€ť
â€śTen years,â€ť replies the stunned man.
With that, she reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says: â€śMan, oh man! Is that good!â€ť
She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.
He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says: â€śWOW, thatâ€™s absolutely fantastic!â€ť
At this point, the woman starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man seductively and asks: â€śAnd how long has it been since youâ€™ve had some real fun?â€ť
With tears in his eyes, the guy falls to his knees and sobs: â€śOh good Lord! Donâ€™t tell me youâ€™ve got a portable TV?â€ť