5 months ago

One day, a man who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

“It’s certainly not a ship,” he thinks to himself.
As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
Suddenly, emerging from the surf is a drop dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.
She approaches the stunned guy and says: “Tell me, how long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”
“Ten years,” replies the stunned man.
With that, she reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says: “Man, oh man! Is that good!”
She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.
He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says: “WOW, that’s absolutely fantastic!”
At this point, the woman starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man seductively and asks: “And how long has it been since you’ve had some real fun?”
With tears in his eyes, the guy falls to his knees and sobs: “Oh good Lord! Don’t tell me you’ve got a portable TV?”