9 weeks agoA balding, white haired man from Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, â€˜No, Iâ€™d like to see something a little more special.â€™
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. â€˜Hereâ€™s a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The ladyâ€™s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, â€˜Weâ€™ll take it.â€™
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, â€˜By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so Iâ€™ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and Iâ€™ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.â€™
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, â€˜Thereâ€™s no money in that account.â€™
â€˜I know,â€™ said the old man, â€˜But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!â€™