1 week agoThis little old lady decides one day that she wants to join a biker club, so she goes down to her local club and knocks on the door. The door is opened by a big hairy biker with a beard, whoâ€™s covered in tattoos. â€śIâ€™d liked to join your club,â€ť says the little old lady. The biker is amused by this and decides to play along, telling her, â€śOk, but youâ€™ve got to meet the requirements first. Do you have a bike?â€ť The little old lady points to a Harley and says, â€śYeah, thatâ€™s my bike there.â€ť The biker is surprised but says, â€śAnd do you smoke?â€ť The little old lady says, â€śYeah, I smoke 20 cigarettes a day, and when Iâ€™m shooting pool Iâ€™ll smoke a few cigars too.â€ť The biker is impressed and says, â€śAnd have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?â€ť The little old lady says, â€śNo, but Iâ€™ve been swung around by the nipples a few times.â€ť
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1 week agoI REALLY LIKE THIS ONE. HaHaHaHaHaHaHa