2 weeks agoA teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be differentâ€¦ again.
Little Johnny said, â€śBecause Iâ€™m not an Obama fan.â€ť
The teacher asked, â€śWhy arenâ€™t you a fan of Obama?â€ť Johnny said, â€śBecause Iâ€™m a Republican.â€ť
The teacher asked him why heâ€™s a Republican. Little Johnny answered, â€śWell, my Momâ€™s a Republican and my Dadâ€™s a Republican, so Iâ€™m a Republican.â€ť
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, â€śIf your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?â€ť
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, â€śThat would make me an Obama fan..â€ť