2 weeks agoHope yâ€™all can take a joke!
Are you a Republican, a Democrat, or a Southerner? This little test will help you decide:
Youâ€™re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at youâ€¦
You are carrying a Glock 21 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Well, thatâ€™s not enough information to answer the question!
What is a Glock 21 cal. 45 ACP?
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Is he really a terrorist?
Am I guilty of profiling?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have an appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible heâ€™d be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing!
(Sounds of reloading)
Daughter: â€śNice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Federal Hollow Points?!â€ť
Son: â€śCan I shoot the next one?!â€ť