WednesdayA man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, â€śWhen you feel like you are getting ready to get off, try startling yourself.â€ť That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to bust a nut and fired the starter pistol. The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, â€śNot well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my pecker, And my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands raised in the air.
Freedom is not just another word, it is riding my harley down the road with the wind in my face.
Freedom isn`t free. If you can read this, thank a Teacher. If it`s in ENGLISH, Thank a VET! The right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.....
ThursdayOnce again - "that is funny".............