March 30, 2012It`s an oldy but still makes me LOL and I want to try the post feature.
Olof Swenson went out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a lightning-quick kick from a cow... right in his crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.
As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said: "How bad is it Doc? I`m going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance, Lena , is still a Virgin - in every vay."
The doctor told him" "Olof, I`ll have to put your willy in a splint to let it heal & keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave it on dere as long as you can." He took four tongue depressors& formed a neat little 4 sided splint & taped it all together...quite an impressive work of art.
Olof mentioned none of this to Lena, married her & they went on their honeymoon to Duluth .
That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She said: "Olof.. you` re the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez."
Olof immediately dropped his pants & replied: "Look at dis Lena ...still in DA CRATE!"