December 14, 2011It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car or were they trying to steal it?
`Heavens no, we bought it.`
`Then why don`t you drive it away.`
`We can`t drive.`
`Then why did you buy it?`
`We were told that if we bought a Used car here we`d get screwed .... so we`re just waiting.`